I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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