Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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