This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
