I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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