By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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