she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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