how do flat chested girls get laid?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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