Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
