Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
