No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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