Where did you get a picture of my penis
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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