We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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