Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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