You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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