Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
