and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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