Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
