I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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