i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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