The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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