So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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