Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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