me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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