I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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