Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm experimenting with sincerity
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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