Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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