Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
