Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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