I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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