i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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