You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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