I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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