just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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