she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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