we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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