So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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