no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I wear drunk well.
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