I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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