I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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