I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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