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(914): View more from New York

After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!

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(850): View more from Florida

dude i doubt hes gay

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I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.

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(702): View more from Nevada

what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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(519): View more from Ontario

Is this like a preordered booty call?

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(480): View more from Arizona

The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".

(602): View more from Arizona

It's gonna be a good night

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