She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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