I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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