I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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