I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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