I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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