Please, let me fuck your mom
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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