So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
