I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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