I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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