i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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