everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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