she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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