Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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