do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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